New couch in the office
you sound just like me. waiting for something amazing to happen to you. i bet you had a pretty sweet childhood. lots of attention. i bet you were the special one, right? you were the smart one, the one who could go through life with ease, who just by what he was didn’t have to work, didn’t have to try. all he had to do was be himself and the sun would shine all around him. and now you’re waiting. because the sun isn’t shining anymore. sure, you have some friends who still think you’re pretty cool. sure, you still know a whole bunch of stuff, can still spin a yarn given the right circumstances. but it’s just… not like before. where is all the enthusiasm? what am i doing wrong? maybe i should join a band. maybe i should write. that’s a good one, i’m good with words. still… that all sounds like a lot of effort. jeepers. well, what is an Easy way to do it? i dunno…. i guess i’ll just sit here and think. maybe the answer will come to me
Scandal of the Day: Oprah just announced the finalists of The Oprah Winfrey Network’s Your OWN Show contest, and it appears that Internet favorite and all-around-great-guy Zach Anner, who, at last count, had secured over 9 million votes, giving him a significant victory margin over runner-up Dr. Phyllis Tucker-Wicks (and an even more commanding lead over alleged contest winner Jacqueline Wattimo), has mysteriously lost nearly six million votes according to the tally above.
What is going on here?
Dear Oprah: I am going to close my eyes and count to ten and when I open them again I expect to find Zach starring in his very own TV show. 1… 2…
OPRAH HATES DISABLED PEOPLE!!
Okay, I am not even exagerating.
I am a HUGE fan of FIFA and I’m crying my fucking eyes out.
That’s bullshit, Brazil needed to win this year.
But you what, I don’t give a fuck.
I am not changing my worldcup flag :)
Brazil until the end :)
And you who postes something about Netherlands or Brazil losing, I’m going to unfollow FOR GOOD.
Totally fucking agree! Technically, Brazil had to win it. Fucking LUCK and Netherlands team acting talent combined with a fucking clueless ref!! Anyways, hope Germany takes the cup now.